You know I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but I think the whole thing was as fake as his orange spray tan. Was there an actual shooting? Yes. Did one person die and were two others injured? Absolutely. Was Trump hit? Nope. Was the blood real? See my sentence about his spray tan. But would Trump sacrifice a few devoted followers all for a political stunt to give himself a boost politically? He let a million people die in a pandemic that he purposefully lied about and downplayed. You’re damn right I think he’d fake an assassination attempt and sacrifice a few followers. And he did.
“For maybe five seconds, the mood became sombre.
And then our double smash burgers arrived.”
You know I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but I think the whole thing was as fake as his orange spray tan. Was there an actual shooting? Yes. Did one person die and were two others injured? Absolutely. Was Trump hit? Nope. Was the blood real? See my sentence about his spray tan. But would Trump sacrifice a few devoted followers all for a political stunt to give himself a boost politically? He let a million people die in a pandemic that he purposefully lied about and downplayed. You’re damn right I think he’d fake an assassination attempt and sacrifice a few followers. And he did.